A: Are we going to the pool?
Me: Not until you have both cleaned up your rooms.
A: Awwww
Me: Do you
want to go?
A: {nod}
Me: Well?... then?....
--->Children disappear. Sigh of peace release.<---
A: {15 minutes later} I'm done! Come see Come see!
What I found halted me in my tracks. I'm not sure what to think or do about it. But as in all tense or emergency situations, I did what I always do. I take a picture. Reasonable right? After all, I knew that at the least, I must terrorize Critter with it. But in true to
my life form, it backfired. The girl walked in and caught me snapping away. Now she probably thinks that she did something amazing and magical. When she asked why I was there doing this, I of course in true Mollie form, say nothing and retreat.
So I immediately go into Critter's office to horrify the boy, even though I know he is lost in programming land and I shove my camera in his face. He stared. He stared some more. Then he formed some sort of duck lipped formation with his mouth and began shaking his head in a small violent way repeating "I don't like that. I don't like that at all."


The time I have feared, has come. She's recently shared with me stuff she learned from a friend about what 'sexy' means. {In case you're wondering, it's when two people take off their clothes and kiss.} I remember clearly my mom handing me a book called "A Doctor Talks to 5-7 Year Olds". She told me to read it and come talk to her when I was done. I'm pretty sure that book isn't in print anymore. So, I'm appealing to the masses.... Thoughts? Recommendations?